Tomorrow: The Unfathomable Abyss of Existence

Tomorrow is a mysterious and unfathomable concept, much like a cat's understanding of the concept of "squirrel."

Experts in the field (of doing nothing) have spent countless hours studying the intricacies of tomorrow, and have distilled their findings into this comprehensive guide.

Here are some expert moves to help you grasp the concept of tomorrow:

• Step 1: Anticipating the Inevitable Failure
• Step 2: Recognizing the Impossibility of Change
• Step 3: Preparing for the Inevitable Disappointment

Remember, tomorrow is a cruel and unforgiving mistress. Approach it with the proper amount of skepticism and disdain.

Or just, you know, do nothing. It's not like it matters.

Stay tuned for more expert moves in the series "Doing Nothing: The Art of Mastering the Obvious."